Side Effects

T12 burst fracture, L4 compression fracture, 4 broken ribs, scapula fracture, AC separation, bilateral frontal subdural hematoma, occipital scalp hematoma, peritoneal hematoma. Side effects may include volitional leg movement and sensation loss, olfactory nerve damage, and smell crap, literally. Internal infections, heartache, higher incidence of UTI, osteoporosis, incessant nerve pain, depression, inability to handstand, deep vein thrombrosis, heterotopic ossification, missing of red-faced mountain running, involuntary muscle spasms, loss, gain of friendships, sexual insecurities, frequent embarrassment, trying hard and new opportunities.